Little Miss Perfect:
She’s that girl who wants to appear in people’s minds when they think of the word perfect. Never will she appear in public eye with a strand of hair out of place or a spot of dirt on her chiffon dress. Taking her out on a date will mean, be prepared to wait as long as necessary for her to get ready. Worst case scenario, she ends up making sure you or the places you both go to are perfect. Constantly fixing your hair and tucking in your shirt or calling a million times to check on dinner reservations. How long can you last in her ‘perfect’ world?
Definition: Essentially blonde with the addition of “dumb” for clarification. Although in certain situations, she does not necessarily have to be blonde to be dumb. No offence, but there are quite a number of dim-witted of raven-haired and brunettes out there. She may be beautiful with a hot body, the conversations aren’t exactly “stimulating.” If you’re dying to tell your girlfriend to just “smile and nod” every time she attempts to open her mouth, you’re probably dating a Dumb Blonde.Usually most guys welcome the opportunity to have a fling with a dumb blonde since they don’t have to go to great lengths to come up with interesting topics of conversation. But when it comes to a serious relationship, you’ll definitely lose interest faster than she can say “What does ‘dense’ mean?” Also, according to a certain someone, dumb blondes think they have a certain time/ mood to be more intelligent than usual. Not sure how true that is though. *smirks*
She’s that girl that will insist that you spend every waking moment with her, refusing to let you go out with the boys or spend any significant amount of time with anyone else. If you suggest that she should hook up with her girlfriends while you go watch the game with your friends, you will probably be faced with a two-hour argument during which she’ll ask you if you still love her about a thousand times. This is a sign of her overstepping her boundaries. It’s sweet that she wants alone time with you all the time, (which usually only last through the honey-moon phase), but if she never wants to go to parties or just hang with friends throughout your whole relationship, I think its time to slowly and firmly detach yourself from her. C’mon, are you dating a woman or a leech? Unless, of course, you’re also needy, in which case this might be the type of woman that’s right for you.
The Gold Digger:
She can be seen coming from miles away. She compliments you on your expensive watch, and asks you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live, and so on. Since the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she’ll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow doesn’t meet her standards. Would you really date someone who might give you a blank look or turn her nose up at a gift when you give her something sentimental that doesn’t cost much but reminds you of a special time together? Yeah, I thought so. So regardless of your financial situation, you should run the other way.
She may have lots of personalities but these type can be exhausting given that she’s always putting on a show. Whether you’re with friends, family, or even just the dog, she always has to be the center of everyone’s attention. In order to accomplish this, she may use one or many of the following techniques: Talking excessively loud, wildly gesturing, telling unbelievable stories just to capture everyone’s attention, or wearing extremely provocative outfits. Just listening to these type of girls are making gauge my eyeballs out so just be sure that you can handle it before you get involved.
She’s the type that chatters incessantly about every topic that crosses her mind, no matter how mundane or unimportant it may be. One of her favorite topic of conversation is herself . If you manage to make it through two hours of listening to her talk about the new shoes she wants to buy or how she tool only thirty minutes to shower, you are prepared to survive anything
She may be all sweet and sugar with you but when it comes to other females, especially your close female friends, she’s anything but nice behind your back.
The Party Girl:
She’s practically been living in bars and clubs since she hit the legal drinking age. If you aren’t much of a party guy yourself, this can cause some problems down the road. If not, you better be prepared to deal with the side effects of her lifestyle. Party girls can make poor choices while intoxicated which can devastate even the strongest relationships. Imagine a girl you’re dating gets all prettied up, and spends a night on the town with some friends. She may dress provocatively and will be in places filled with hungry and horny men. Adding alcohol into the equation only makes things worse. Do you really want to deal with the possibility of your girlfriend making poor choices every single weekend? If you can’t keep up with her lifestyle, it’s best to just pass her up.
She is one high maintenance chick. If she breaks a nail, she expects you to drop everything you’re doing to drive her to the nail salon immediately. There’s no way she’ll go to the pub to have a beer and watch the game; only the trendiest venues will do. Her daddy always told her she was a princess and she expects to be treated like one. Not only will she constantly keep you busy taking care of her every need, the Princess can also cost you a pretty penny. Although she’s not necessarily after your money like the Gold Digger, she has expensive taste, and expects you to shower her with nice things and take her out to posh places on a regular basis. Would you rather lose the girl or your wallet?
Of course, it’s not all black and white. Keep in mind that many women may show some traits from more than one category listed above and still be great girlfriend material. You should simply watch out for the types of women that take things to the extreme and make you miserable. It all comes down to this: If you’re unhappy more often than satisfied in your relationship, it’s time to hit the road, boys.
PS: This is a spin-off from my previous post. Its similar but not the same.